10 Changes ‘Anime’ Would Make to Thanksgiving

  1. Turkey would be served in sushi rolls.
  2. Thanksgiving parades would be replaced by school festivals.
  3. We’d celebrate the coming together of Britannians and Elevens.
  4. Robots would carve the turkey.
  5. Turduckens would actually be Transformers in disguise.
  6. A doe-eyed, eager-to-please moe girl would get up early to make all the food.
  7. Everyone would still weigh the same after the meal.
  8. Comical sword fights would erupt over who gets to break the wishbone.
  9. The skinniest character in the room will out eat everyone else.
  10. Party invites will emphasize “BYOP: Bring Your Own Pocky”
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